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Mad? Take A Nap.
A 5th grade Sunday School class meets Jonah.
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Jesus Rose!
Sunday School Chronicles Me: What’s coming up? Kids: Easter! Me: Yes! Easter! I know y’all are super pumped about getting an Easter basket, doing Easter Egg Hunts, and even dressing up. Me? I’m pretty mad at my mom because she won’t make me Easter baskets anymore. Class: WHAT? Are you serious? No way! Me: Way! I’m her child! I didn’t ask to be here. So I should get a basket for forever. So anyway! Jesus dying shouldn’t be a surprise. Why? Kid 1: Because Jesus told the Disciples he was gonna die. Me: Yes! But that’s not all He told the Disciples. What else shouldn’t have surprised them? Kid 2:…
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Show and Tell
A 5th grade Sunday School class talks about Show and Tell.
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Stay Focused on What Matters
A 5th grade Sunday School class talks about Jesus' upcoming death.
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God On Your Side
Sunday School Chronicles Me: Before we go back and do a full recap Joseph’s life, let’s start with a mini recap. Y’all ready! Class: Yeah! Let’s do it! Me: Who was Joseph? Kid 1: The favorite! Me: Why? Kid 2: Because he came from his dad’s favorite wife. Me: Were his sibs cool with this? Class: No! Me: So what happened? Kid 3: They sold him and then he got in a lot of trouble in Egypt! Me: Yes! And this brothers come crawling back but they don’t know it’s Joseph. So Joseph treats them. And do they pass? Class: Yes! Me: So after Joseph realizes his brothers aren’t the…
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Feelings For Pharoah
Sunday School Chronicles Me: What would happen if you defied the Pharoah? Student: You would get executed! Student 2: Is that why it’s called “Exodus”? Because you get executed? Exodus. Executed. Me: Lol! No! But I can see how you got there! They do sound pretty similar. But actually, you’re right in a way. If you defied the Pharoah, there was a pretty good chance that execution was on the table. Student 3: But wasn’t Joseph scared? Me: Honestly? He probably was. Two things can be true at the same time. I love pie and I love cake. I don’t like cheese cubes but I love cheeseburgers. Joseph may have…
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A Captive Fan
Sunday School Chronicles Me: David and Jonathan were bros. Jonathan was David’s ace. His boy. *boys start high fiving their best friends* Girls: Aww! Me: Fun fact! Jonathan is also Saul’s son. So there’s a lot of tension there. Jonathan’s dad is constantly in competition with his best friend. So Saul and David go to battle. As soon as they come back, all the chicks come out screaming, “Oh my gosh! It’s Saul! He killed thousands! But David killed tens of thousands!” Saul is feeling some type of way because all of his groupies are Team David. They’re supposed to be Team Saul, but all of a sudden it’s, “Saul?…
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A Plague in Egypt
Sunday School Chronicles. Me: Okay! We’ve spent a good amount of time talking and Moses and the Israelites. Before we hit the Exodus, raise your hands and tell me the plagues. Student 1: Water turning to blood! Me: Yes! Student 2: Frogs! Student 3: Darkness! *we continue to recap* Me: God used these plagues to say, “Nah! What you’re not gonna do is enslave my people AND worship false gods! Let me hit you with these plagues so you’ll know I’m not the one to mess with!”Student 2: How’d God’s spirit know it was lamb’s blood?Student 3: God knows who your ex-boyfriend is! Of course He knows what lamb’s blood…
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Finish Well
Sunday School Chronicles Me: Let’s be real, sin is fun!Student 1: No it’s not!Me: Didn’t you just get your phone taken away?Student 1: Oh yeah!Me: Exactly! I don’t want to hear any perfect Sunday school answers. Guess what? Everybody sins!Student 2: I don’t!Me: And the sins just keep coming! Yes you do! So John the Baptist is in jail for calling out Herod Antipas.Student 3: What’d he do?Me: Just married his sister in law. No big deal.Students: WHAT!?!?!?!Me: Of course it was a big deal! Look, when you’re enjoying sin, you’re not a fan of someone calling you out. Imagine being on your 5th snicker bar and someone tells you…
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Left On Read
Sunday School Chronicles Me: Do y’all know what your parents expect of you?Kids: Yeah.Me: They want you to clean your room. Do your chores and stuff. The same goes for God and King Ahab. Ahab knew exactly what God expected of him and did the opposite. God said, “Don’t marry an ungodly chick.” Ahab was like, “Marry that ungodly chick Jezebel. Got it!” God said, “Don’t worship those fake gods.” Ahab said, “I hear you God. But my wife is into it so I’m gonna worship Baal and Asherah. We still good?”Kid 1: What????Me: Yes! So God said, “Ok! No rain for you!” Cut to a long time later. The…